OTTAWA, CANADA, Nov. 9, 2016 -- Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced this morning that he will work closely with the Canadian parliament to rush building a wall along the country's border with the United States to halt the mass immigration to Canada of American leftists and celebrities fleeing after this week's election of Donald Trump as president of the United States.
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"We cannot accept large numbers of American, left-wing sore losers coming to Canada just because a former Democrat won their presidential election," Prime Minister Trudeau told a chapter meeting of retired Royal Canadian Mounted Police. "Anyone caught crossing into Canada without authority will be deported."
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"Yes, that distance is more than eight thousand, eight hundred kilometers and the wall will be fantastically expensive, but it must be done."
Asked how much money the project was expected to cost, the prime minister responded, "President-elect Trump campaigned that he would wall off Mexico, three thousand, one hundred kilometers, at a cost of ten billion dollars, so do that math yourself. Not cheap. But don't worry because I am going to get America to pay for the wall."
"How are you going to do that?" asked a reporter.
"I've got a plan," Prime Minister Trudeau replied. "It's a great plan, a fantastic plan, really. Best plan ever. Huge ideas about that, huge. You'll see."